Ever wonder why some dogs potty the way they do?
Potty, as in prancing proudly to find the perfect spot, repeating a regular ritual, and then evaluating, or ignoring, their effort? Perhaps dogs have a unique "pooping personality." Before I explain, I must warn you: If you’re easily offended by doggie defecation descriptions, profuse punnery, and seriously silly alliteration, this column may not be for you. If not – and you can stomach a pint of poop puns – settle atop your favorite throne and read on. You might discover your dog’s defecation designation or pooping personality.